Breaking News: “Stilts” Albritton Turns Down \$150 Million to Stay with Savannah Bananas
In one of the most stunning developments in modern baseball history, Dakota “Stilts” Albritton has turned down a combined \$150 million in contract offers from the Atlanta Braves and the New York Yankees—two of Major League Baseball’s most iconic franchises. The 6’10” fan-favorite and viral sensation of the Savannah Bananas cited loyalty to his team and a belief in the future of Banana Ball as the reasons behind his jaw-dropping decision.
Albritton, known as much for his towering height as for his acrobatic catches and comedic flair, has become a cornerstone of the Bananas’ wildly entertaining brand of baseball. But many assumed it was only a matter of time before he made the leap to the majors. The offers from the Braves and Yankees, both reportedly in the \$75 million range over several years, were seen as a formality—until Albritton said no.
“This isn’t about the money,” Albritton said in a statement. “It’s about joy, community, and changing the game for the better. Banana Ball isn’t just baseball—it’s a movement.”
Reactions have been swift and divided. Some purists see Albritton’s choice as a missed opportunity to prove himself on the sport’s biggest stage. Others hail it as a bold stand against the corporatization of the game, a declaration that fun, creativity, and fan connection still matter.
Savannah Bananas owner Jesse Cole called the decision “historic,” saying, “Stilts just showed the world that what we’re building here isn’t a sideshow—it’s the future.”
As MLB grapples with declining attendance and an aging fan base, Albritton’s stunning move might just be the shake-up the sport didn’t see coming—but desperately needs.
